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All Of The Glib With None Of The Slick

Highlights(?) from this week’s Ted Bird Morning Show with Ted Bird and Tom Whelan, who do the best they can with what they have.

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Bonne Parade!

AUDIO from the Ted Bird Morning Show: Bonne fete nationale! 106.7 FM, online at http://jewel1067.com, and on the iHeart radio app and your smart speaker.

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Father Thinks He Knows Best

AUDIO from the Ted Bird Morning Show. We kicked off a Father’s Day contest Monday on The Jewel 106.7 FM, and it went poorly – which usually makes for the most fun.

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There’s A Sucker Born Every Minute, Including Me

AUDIO from the Ted Bird Morning Show on Jewel 106.7: at the urging of my Burkina Faso attorney, Salif Zongo, I have accepted a dubious online business proposal that I am confident will contribute to my complete and utter financial

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Nice Honker, Cleo

AUDIO from the Ted Bird Morning Show on The Jewel 106.7: “Nice honker, Cleo” and other marginally appropriate content from last week. 106.7FM, online at http://jewel1067.com and on the iHeart radio app and your smart speaker.

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He’s Back! (Sort Of)

Don Scary comes out of retirement to weigh in on Clovis 19 aka the Cordobavirus on the Ted Bird Morning Show.

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I Got A (Frost)Bite!

A stirring tribute to a time-honoured Quebec tradition, bad Dad jokes and other Ted and Tom-foolery on The Ted Bird Morning Show.

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Sometimes The Jokes Write Themselves

There’s nothing like a Warner Brothers cartoon reference to provide multiple punch lines for an easy gag. Please click on the link below for Monday’s edition of Revisionist History.

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It’s Hallowe’en Until Valerie Plante Says It Isn’t

Happy Novemberwe’en from Montreal Mayor Valerie Plante. You’ll trick-or-treat until she tells you to stop. The Ted Bird Morning Show salutes the high priestess of Hallowe’en.

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Your Recommended Daily Intake Of Belly Laughs With Ted and Tom On The Jewel

A stirring tribute to the beater to end all beaters and other belly laughs on the Ted Bird Morning Show, Monday-Friday 5:30-10am on The Jewel 106.7 FM, online at http://jewel1067.com and on the iHeart Radio app and your smart speaker.

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Dollarama: The Go-To Store For Snuff Boxes, Disco Balls And Other Entirely Unnecessary Items

“My name is Ted, and I am a Dollaramaholic” and other public disclosures this week on the Ted Bird Morning Show on Jewel 106.7 FM.

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Tom is having another no-hair day

Follicle humour at Tom’s expense, aquatic mammal tribute bands and other award winner highlights from the Ted Bird Morning Show this week*. Please click on the link for the funny.   *awards not included    

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Tariff, Anyone?

“These tariffs are delicious!” and other belly laughs this week on the Ted Bird Morning Show.

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We Crack Us Up

The funny from the Ted Bird Morning Show this week. As always, at least one belly laugh guaranteed or we’ll refund double your misery.

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Alas, Poor Doodles, We Hardly Knew Ye

Obscure celebrity birthdays – weekday mornings at 6:45 on the Ted Bird Morning Show.  

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