Three elderly sisters, ages, live in a house together,
One night the first draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?”
The second yells back, “I don’t know. I’ll come up and see. “She starts up the stairs and pauses. “Was I going up the stairs or down?”
The third is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and say. I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood. She then yells to them. I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who is at the door.