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Tuesday February 4th 2020: Joke Of The Day

A man walks along a downtown street and passes many buskers displaying their talents. He flips a coin into an overturned hat in front of a group of clowns. Strangely, one clown becomes hostile and chases the puzzled but frightened

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Monday February 3rd 2020: Joke Of The Day

What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark? “Do not consume if seal is broken!!”

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Friday January 31st 2020: Joke Of The Day

Why do burgers go to the gym?  To get better buns!

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Thursday January 30th 2020: Joke Of The Day

An old lady walked into a pet store, found a parrot and asked the owner if she could buy it. The owner said, “Heck no! That parrot has a bad mouth! Trust me – you do not want that parrot!”

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Tuesday January 28th 2020: Joke Of The Day

Police came around last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don’t even have bikes.

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Wednesday January 29th 2020: Joke Of The Day

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Yaw know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation, only this year I’m gonna do it different. The last few years, I took your advice about

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Monday January 27th 2019: Joke Of The Day

Two guys, one old/one young, are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide.  The old guy says to the young one, “Sorry about that.  I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I

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Friday December 27th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,”What are you charged with?”   “Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.   “That’s no offense”, said the judge. “How early were

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Thursday December 26th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey?   On the dark side!

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Wednesday December 25th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each Possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The first man

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Tuesday December 24th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.” “She did,” he replied. “But where was

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Monday December 23rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new ball into the

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Friday December 20th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

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Wednesday December 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with. She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens…

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Thursday December 19th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?”   The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”

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