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Monday October 21st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: “Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children.”

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Friday October 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  What do u call 2 guys who hang by a window? Curtain rod (Kurt n Rod)

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Thursday October 17th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the

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Wednesday October 16th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  I felt uncomfortable driving in the cemetery. As the GPS blurted out “You have reached your final destination “

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Tuesday October 15th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A fellow goes in for a meeting with the small business banker at his local bank. The banker asks what he can help him with today.   The fellow replies: I have this great idea re starting a business

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Monday October 14th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A distraught elderly woman phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true”? she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life”? “Yes I’m afraid so” the doctor told her. There

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Friday October 11th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A weasel walks into a bar, the bartender says ” Wow I have never served a Weasel before, what can I get for you ”   “POP” goes the weasel.

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Thursday October 10th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An elderly man having an MRI done at a Hospital, he was helped to get on by a young attractive Blue eyed Blond Nurse, during the test, it was shift change, the young Nurse was replaced by an older

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Wednesday October 9th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Wife: I’m headed to the store, do you want anything? Husband: I want a sense of meaning and purpose in my life…I seek  fulfillment and completeness in my soul… I want to discover the spiritual side of myself! Wife:

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Tuesday October 8th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A lady was attending an out of town industry conference and after the days meetings went to the hotel bar for a night cap before retiring for the evening. There she met a gentleman from a competitors firm. They

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Monday October 7th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  I went to the bank to cash a $400.00 Cheque and told the teller to give me large bills.   He looked at me astonished and said   “All the bills are the same size ! “

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Friday October 4th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Everyone was so moved by the beautiful wedding ceremony.   Even the cake was in tiers.

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Thursday October 3rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  So…the piano said to the fish…why do people say we are so different? Well, the simple fact is that you can Tune a piano, but you cannot TUNA fish!

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Wednesday October 2nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  One day, some guys were doing a “boxers or briefs” survey. They went to a 25-year old man and asked, “Boxers or briefs?” He said, “Briefs.” They went to a 40-year old man and asked, “Boxers or briefs?” He

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Tuesday October 1st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  I swallowed a dictionary, thesaurus throat ever!

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