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Wednesday May 27, 2020

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Quarantine.

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Tuesday May 26, 2020

I got robbed at the gas station today. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it. I said, “Yes, pump number six.”

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Monday May 25, 2020

A man is reading a book on Marriage says and comes across this,  “treat your Wife, like you treated her on your First Date. So after Dinner tonight, I am dropping her off at her Parents House.

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Friday May 22, 2020

A good bra is like a sheepdog.  It rounds them up and points them in the right direction”.

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Thursday May 21, 2020

Einstein finally finished his theory of relativity…It’s about time!

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Wednesday May 20, 2020

A patient sobs to his doctor, “I keep thinking of myself like a pair of curtains!” Doctor replies, “Well pull yourself together man!”

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Tuesday May 19, 2020

A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars zooming past while he waits for a break in traffic. A chicken walks up to him and says, “Don’t do it, man. You’ll never hear the end of it.”

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May 15, 2020

The man said “Doc, I think I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replied “ Sorry I don’t follow you…”

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May 14, 2020

There is a guy stealing iPhones around town…At some point he’s going to face time!

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May 13, 2020

The other day I got carded at the liquor store. While I was taking out my ID, my old Blockbuster card fell out. The clerk shook his head and said, “Never mind,” and rang me up.

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May 12, 2020

Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion…They said he’ll be given a tough sentence!

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May 11, 2020

Bob went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain. After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, “How do you feel about chiropractors now,” Bob replied,

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May 8, 2020

“My memory is not what it used to be, so I changed my password to “Incorrect”. That way when I log in with the wrong password the computer will tell me—– “Your password is Incorrect!”

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May 7, 2020

Teacher: Clyde, your composition about “My dog” is exactly like your brothers. Did you copy this? Clyde: No sir. It’s the same dog

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May 6, 2020

A Koala bear applies for a job with the circus, but doesn’t get job. He asks, why didn’t I get the job? I have all the Koalafications.

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