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Wednesday November 13th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.   A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations!  You’re the father of twins.  That’s odd, answers the man.  I work for the Minnesota

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Tuesday November 12th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to

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Monday November 11th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The graveside service had just ended when there was a frightening clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning accompanied by even louder thunder. The little old man looked at the pastor and said calmly, “Well, she’s

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Friday November 8th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, “You’re an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You’ll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you’d come

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Thursday November 7th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  My wife asked me why I was speaking so low at home.  I said I’m afraid Mark Zuckerberg is listening.  She laughed, I laughed and then Siri and Alexa laughed!

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Wednesday November 6th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Paddy is busy painting the lounge when his wife walks in. She is impressed at how well he is doing but notices that he is drenched in sweat. She says “Paddy, you’re sweating so much! Why are you wearing

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Tuesday November 5th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how

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Monday November 4th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A guy is late for an important meeting but he can’t find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray. “Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to

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Friday November 1st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man walks into a store and asks ……Is this a second hand shop? Yes Sir, the clerk replies. Good, Can you fit one on my watch, please?

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Thursday October 31st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A police officer calls the station to report in from his radio. And says ” I have an interesting case here… An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor which she had just finished mopping.. So

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Wednesday October 30th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  “Michelle,” a teacher said in a raised voice in the hallway, “do you mind telling me whose class you’re cutting this time?” “Like,” the young teen replied, “uh, see, okay, like it’s like I really don’t like think like

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Tuesday October 29th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A young newly trained electrician got a job at an electrical repair shop. On his first assignment he was sent out to a customer’s home to repair a faulty doorbell. The day passed and the customer called the shop

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Monday October 28th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man looking at his dog laying silently on vet’s examination table angularly demanded a second opinion. The vet left the room and came back with a Labrador retriever. Standing on his hen legs the lab sniffed the non

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Friday October 25th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Son: Dad, what’s in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?   Dad: Well Son, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favourite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. I

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Thursday October 24th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  After finishing our Chinese food my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read “Be quiet for a little while. “ His read “Talk while you have a chance”

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