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Thursday May 28, 2020

I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X. I don’t know why.

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Wednesday May 27, 2020

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Quarantine.

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Tuesday May 26, 2020

I got robbed at the gas station today. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it. I said, “Yes, pump number six.”

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Monday May 25, 2020

A man is reading a book on Marriage says and comes across this,  “treat your Wife, like you treated her on your First Date. So after Dinner tonight, I am dropping her off at her Parents House.

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Tribute Song By Canada’s David Clayton Thomas Of Blood, Sweat & Tears

“This is a song for the unsung heroes,” the Blood, Sweat & Tears frontman shares. “I wanted to say thank you to the paramedics, firefighters, police officers, doctors, nurses, essential workers…I wanted to say thank you to all of the

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Friday May 22, 2020

A good bra is like a sheepdog.  It rounds them up and points them in the right direction”.

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Thursday May 21, 2020

Einstein finally finished his theory of relativity…It’s about time!

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Wednesday May 20, 2020

A patient sobs to his doctor, “I keep thinking of myself like a pair of curtains!” Doctor replies, “Well pull yourself together man!”

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Tuesday May 19, 2020

A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars zooming past while he waits for a break in traffic. A chicken walks up to him and says, “Don’t do it, man. You’ll never hear the end of it.”

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[Click Here To Watch]: Les Kotzer’s ‘These Are Our Heroes’!

Check out ‘These Are Our Heroes’ Lyrics by Les Kotzer, Songwriter and Toronto lawyer (Fish and Associates), Music and Vocals by Lewis Manne, Arranged by Wendy Watson and Video by Zap Productions. Photo & Video Credit

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May 15, 2020

The man said “Doc, I think I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replied “ Sorry I don’t follow you…”

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May 14, 2020

There is a guy stealing iPhones around town…At some point he’s going to face time!

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May 13, 2020

The other day I got carded at the liquor store. While I was taking out my ID, my old Blockbuster card fell out. The clerk shook his head and said, “Never mind,” and rang me up.

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May 12, 2020

Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion…They said he’ll be given a tough sentence!

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May 11, 2020

Bob went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain. After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, “How do you feel about chiropractors now,” Bob replied,

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