Wednesday April 10th 2019: Joke Of The Day

 

A man was on his deathbed. Suddenly he opens his eyes and sees his wife silently praying beside him.

“Darling,” he said, trying to sit up. “I have something to confess to you, so that I may pass on to heaven”

“What is it, dear?” his wife responded softly.

“I cheated on you with your sister, her sister and the neighbour,” he said, his voice growing more urgent. “Just last week, in fact.”

“There, there,” his wife said softly. “Don’t worry about that now. Just lie down and let the poison take effect.”

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