A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for 3 beers. He drinks all 3 then asks the bartender for 3 more.
The bartender says if you want I can serve them one at a time to keep them cold for you as you drink.
The man says, oh you don’t understand, I have a brother that lives in Vancouver and another brother who lives in Nova Scotia.
So we all drink 3 beers at the same time as though we are celebrating together.
The bartender likes his idea.
The next week, the man only orders 2 beers.
The bartender says I’m sorry for the loss of your brother.
The man looks at the bartender and says, oh ah no, I quit drinking.