Tuesday February 6, 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

 

Jim’s doctor tells him he only has one day to live. When Jim goes home, he shares the news with his wife.

 

She asks him what he wants to do with the little time he has left. “All I want,” Jim tells his wife, “is to spend my last few hours reliving our honeymoon,” But after 4 hours of blissful romance, she says she is tired and wants to sleep. “Oh, come on,” Jim pleads.

 

“Look,” his wife snaps, “I’ve got to get up in the morning. You don’t!”

 

 

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