Peter goes to the Parish revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the church.
Peter gets in line, and when it’s his turn, the preacher asks: ‘Peter, what do you want me to pray about for you?’
Peter replies: ‘Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing.’
The preacher puts one finger in Peter’s ear, and he places the other hand on top of Peters head and prays and prays and prays. After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks: ‘Peter, how is your hearing now?’
Peter says, ‘I don’t know, preacher, I’m not in court until next Wednesday’