The only way the parents could pull of a “Sunday Afternoon Quickie” with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on the neighborhood activities.
“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot, he shouted!”
He began his commentary as the parents put their plan into operation:
“An ambulance just drove by!”
“Looks like the Anderson’s have company,” he called out.
“Matt’s riding a new bike!”
“Looks like the Sander’s are moving.”
“Jason is out on his skateboard.”
After a few minutes he announced, “The Coopers are having sex!”
Startled, his mom and dad shot out of bed.
Dad cautiously called out, “How do you know they’re having sex?”
Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle!!!