October 12, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

The patient asks: Doctor, how much will it cost to do a facelift?

Doctor: Complete treatment is $15,000.

Patient: It’s too expensive!!!!  What is the cheapest way to make me look young?

Doctor: Here is a PACIFIER…ONLY $5…

Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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