Monday May 20th 2019: Joke Of The Day

 

Reporter say’s to the old man:  Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101 ?
Man: For better digestion, I drink beer.

In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.

For low blood pressure I drink red  wine.

In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.

And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.

 

Reporter:  When do you drink water ?

 

Man: I don’t know, I’ve never been that sick.

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