Monday April 22nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

 

One day, there were these two thoroughbred race horses are standing around chatting in the paddock area.

 

One says to the other, “this horse racing business is ridiculous. We run hard all day and for what? The trainer just wants more and more. It’s never enough”.

 

The other horse replies, “ yes and what’s worse, if we finally win a race, big deal. We get to wear a wreath for a photo and that’s it. Back to hard training”.

 

A dog sitting nearby chimes in and says, “ hey, what are you guys complaining about? You live in luxury…beautiful home, good food, well groomed and cared for, what else could you ask for”?

 

The one horse says to the other, “wow, look at that, a talking dog”!

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