A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf
balls and sat down next to an attractive woman.
The puzzled woman kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.”
The woman continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking
deeply about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any
longer, she asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”