A man hears his doorbell ringing at 3 am and goes to answer.
There he finds a guy standing in the pouring rain and fog. Hey buddy he asks, can you give me a push?
No the man says angerly, its 3 am and raining cats and dogs. He slams the door and goes back to bed.
Who was that asks his wife. Just some guy looking for a push. I told him to get lost said the husband.
Hold on said the wife, remember a few months ago when we broke down on the 401 and those guys gave us a push.
You’re right says the husband, who throws on his overcoat and goes outside.
Hey he yells in the fog, do you still need a push.
Yes he hears.
Where are you the man asks?
Over here on the swing set replies the drunk.