Friday April 5th 2019: Joke Of The Day

 

A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says “hey we don’t serve rope here get out”

The rope walks out and reshapes himself to look like a person and walks back into the bar.

The bar tender looks at him again and says “ aren’t you the rope that was just in here?”

The rope says “ nope frayed knot”

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