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Friday June 15, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  “OLD” IS WHEN … Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!”

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Thursday June 14, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Frank and Bill had been friends for 50 years and to celebrate they went to a local pub. When the bartender announced “last call” they realized they had celebrated a little TOO much and wisely decided to walk home. They

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Wednesday June 13, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  I was sitting with my wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, when she said, “I love you so much, you know. I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” I said, “Is that you

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Tuesday June 12, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  I went to see my doctor this morning. “Some one decided to graffiti my house last night!” I raged.   “So why are you telling me?” the doctor asked.   “I can’t understand the writing,” I replied. “Was it

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Monday June 11, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain

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Friday June 8, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  At a Catholic elementary school the children were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun had written a note and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

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Thursday June 7, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Two guys were hunting in the forest when they unexpectedly came across a very large brown bear. Immediately, they both took off running. After a few minutes, one guy abruptly stopped running, took off his backpack, and pulled out

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Wednesday June 6, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the counter clerk: “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk responds: “Well, he came in here this morning to

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Tuesday June 5, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, “Give me one last request, dear,” he said. “Of course, John,” his wife said softly. “Six months after I die,” John said, “I want you to marry Bob.” “But I thought

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Monday June 4, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A police recruit was asked during the exam, “what would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said “Call for backup!”

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Friday June 1, 2018: Joke Of The Day

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Wednesday May 30, 2018: Joke Of The Day

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Tuesday May 29, 2018: Joke Of The Day

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