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Tuesday August 14, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, “Look at me. I’m old and worn out.

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Monday August 13, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Where do snowmen keep their money?     In a snowbank

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Friday August 10, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Three mice are sitting at a table in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse turns to the second mouse and says, “When I see a

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Thursday August 9, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What kind of phone does an optometrist have? An “Eye Phone”!

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Wednesday August 8, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A customer in a New York restaurant gushed to the chef, “Your veal parmigiana is superb! I spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there.” “Naturally,” the chef said. “Over there, they

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Tuesday August 7, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man running a little behind schedule arrives at the cinema, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its

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Monday August 6, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What is the difference between golf and politics? In golf, you can’t improve your lie.

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Thursday August 2, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Thinking back a few years, living in Fla., I remember a Hurricane that swept through. I was ready for it but my wife was not.   When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and thrashing,

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Friday August 3, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?” “Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I would have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!”

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Wednesday August 1, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  There was an English language competition. 200 persons participated. The task was to write in one sentence about Peacefulness, Happiness & Calmness…… The Award Winner has written……, “My wife is sleeping”

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Tuesday July 31, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A customer walks into a dress shop and ask, “May I try on that dress in the window?” The salesperson replies, “We prefer you use the dressing rooms.”

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Monday July 30, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A Patient said to a friend: “I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory.” Friend: “What did he do?” Patient: “He made me pay him in advance.”

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Friday July 27, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Why did the bank manager quit his job? Because he lost interest.

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Thursday July 26, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took

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Wednesday July 25, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  You’re in incredible shape,” the doctor said. “How old are you again”? “I am 78,” the man said. “78!” remarked the doctor. “How do you stay so healthy? You look like a 60-year-old.” “Well, my wife and I made

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