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Tuesday December 11th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesús is watching you.” He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, “Jesús is

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Monday December 10th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A beer in each hand.

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Friday December 7th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

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Thursday December 6th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account. One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, “Guess I’ll use plastic.” Unconcerned, she whipped out her checkbook: “I’m using rubber.”

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Wednesday December 5th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple!

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Tuesday December 4th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  After a job interview at a mirror manufacturing company, a woman met up with her friend to tell her how it went.  When her pal inquired about the questions she was asked, she answered, “They asked me why I

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Monday December 3rd 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A wife told her husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, “The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room.”

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Friday November 30th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!

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Thursday November 29th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Question:  What does the gingerbread man use to make his bed?   Answer: Cookie sheets

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Wednesday November 28th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A couple were Christmas shopping.  The mall was packed, and as the wife walked around she was shocked to discover her husband was no where to be found.  She was quite upset, still had lots to do and she

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Tuesday November 27th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  “When I signed up to the weight watchers website they asked me to accept cookies… Really ?? is it a test? “

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Monday November 26th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  “Christmas is almost a month away. I do most of my shopping online. But I hire someone to honk and scream obscenities at me while I’m doing it so I get the whole holiday shopping experience.”

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Friday November 23rd, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says,”The parrot on the left costs $500 dollars.” “Why does the parrot cost so much?”

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Thursday November 22nd, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Due to a power outage, the house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a  3 year old girl to hold the  flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby…..Little Connor

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Wednesday November 21st, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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