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Thursday March 5th 2020: Joke Of The Day

Dan:  How did you like the ballet? Frank:  I don’t understand all that toe dancing.  Why don’t they just get taller girls?

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Wednesday March 4th 2020: Joke Of The Day

The Teacher said: “Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?” Donald:” H I J K L M N O.” Teacher: “What are you talking about?” Donald:” Yesterday, you said it was H to O.”

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Tuesday March 3rd 2020: Joke Of The Day

During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described his typical day this way:……. Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy

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Monday March 2nd 2020: Joke Of The Day

A husband and wife, who had been married for 35 years, were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for 35 years, she would give them

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Friday February 28th 2020: Joke Of The Day

The guy sitting next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said; “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend.” He said “Why, is she stunning?”

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Thursday February 27th 2020: Joke Of The Day

Six year old Annie arrived home from school and told her Mom that they had a family planning class today at school. Really her Mom said. Can you tell me about it? Well I wish we weren’t so poor Annie

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Wednesday February 26th 2020: Joke Of The Day

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The brand-new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the

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Tuesday February 25th 2020: Joke Of The Day

As Farmer Brown approached his neighbor’s barn, he saw Farmer Jones serenading a tractor with song and compliments. “What are you doing?”, Farmer Brown demanded. Farmer Jones replied, ” My wife and I have been having marital difficulties, and the

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Monday February 24th 2020: Joke Of The Day

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Friday February 21st 2020: Joke Of The Day

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay; the skunk didn’t have a cent, the deer didn’t have a buck so they put the meal on

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Thursday February 20th 2020: Joke Of The Day

An older man had serious hearing problems for many years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the man to hear 100%. The old man

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Wednesday February 19th 2020: Joke Of The Day

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage,

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Tuesday February 18th 2020: Joke Of The Day

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. Thinking .. dogs can’t talk, he jokingly asks the dog. “So what have you done with your life?” Surprisingly The dog replies

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Monday February 17th 2020: Joke Of The Day

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse,  his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record

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Friday February 14th 2020: Joke Of The Day

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!

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