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Friday March 20th 2020: Joke Of The Day

I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system said: “IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT.”

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Thursday March 19th 2020: Joke Of The Day

A piece of string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.  The bartender yells at him “Get out!  We don’t serve string in here!”  The piece of string tries another bar and gets the same thing

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Wednesday March 18th 2020: Joke Of The Day

What did our Parents do when they were bored before the Internet , I asked my 26 Brothers and Sisters and they didn’t know either.

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Tuesday March 17th 2020: Joke Of The Day

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Monday March 16th 2020: Joke Of The Day

A little boy said to his friend  “This morning my dad mixed up the boxes gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast”. His friend said “I bet you were mad. Mad? Say’s the boy ….. I was

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Friday March 13th 2020: Joke Of The Day

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: “Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children.”

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National Hockey League Pauses 2019-20 Season

The NHL has announced a “pause” on the 2019-20 season… According to the NHL website, NEW YORK (March 12, 2020) – National Hockey League Commissioner Gary Bettman today released the following statement regarding the 2019-20 NHL season: “In light of ongoing developments resulting

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Ontario COVID-19 Update

Ontario has announced 17 new cases of COVID-19, bringing the total number in the province to 59. The new cases include a baby boy.​

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PM Trudeau – self isolating – COVID 19 concerns

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his wife are in self-isolation over COVID-19 concerns, which has forced the cancellation of an in-person meeting of Canada’s first ministers. The Prime Minister’s Office says Sophie Gregoire Trudeau returned from a speaking engagement in

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Thursday March 12th 2020: Joke Of The Day

A man is sitting in the living room watching TV when he hears his wife in the kitchen saying, “Oh darling, my darling what would you like for dinner tonight?  I have chicken, tuna or salmon?”  The man thinks for

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Ottawa has its first confirmed case of COVID-19

As the World Health Organization declares the COVID-19 outbreak a pandemic, Ottawa has confirmed its first case of the novel corona virus. According to officials, the man in his 40s contracted the virus while travelling in Austria. Ontario’s Ministry of Health did

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Wednesday March 11th 2020: Joke Of The Day

Wife calls her mother: “Today I fought so much with my husband. I am coming to live with you again. Mother: No. He should pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.

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Tuesday March 10th 2020: Joke Of The Day

A Doctor and the Engineer loved the same women The Doctor gave her a rose daily. The Engineer gave her an apple The women was confused and asked there is a meaning of giving a rose. why are you giving

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Monday March 9th 2020: Joke Of The Day

A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day. Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why he was

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Friday March 6th 2020: Joke Of The Day

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only leaves covering a certain area. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife asks, “What are

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