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Monday April 22nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  One day, there were these two thoroughbred race horses are standing around chatting in the paddock area.   One says to the other, “this horse racing business is ridiculous. We run hard all day and for what? The trainer

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Friday April 19th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A grandmother is telling her granddaughter  about her childhood. “Yes” She says,” back in the day we use to skate every winter on a frozen pond. We picked raspberries in the summer and we even had our own pony.” “Wow

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Thursday April 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  What did one hat say to the other hat?   You stay here and I go on a head

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Wednesday April 17th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Dan:  How did you like the ballet? Frank:  I don’t understand all that toe dancing.  Why don’t they just get taller girls?

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Tuesday April 16th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. There were 10 men and one woman. The rope was starting to fray so they agreed that one person should let go because if they

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Monday April 15th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck, so they put the meal

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Friday April 12th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Leo loses $1,000 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.   Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing,

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Thursday April 11th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A Husband, who is also a doctor and his wife are having a disagreement at the breakfast table.   Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,”   And storms out

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Wednesday April 10th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man was on his deathbed. Suddenly he opens his eyes and sees his wife silently praying beside him. “Darling,” he said, trying to sit up. “I have something to confess to you, so that I may pass on

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Tuesday April 9th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Peter goes to the Parish revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the church. Peter gets in line, and when

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Monday April 8th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God then said that He was going to make Adam a

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Friday April 5th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “hey we don’t serve rope here get out” The rope walks out and reshapes himself to look like a person and walks back into the

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Thursday April 4th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?  A – Because they kept dropping their trunks.

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Wednesday April 3rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The teacher says to little Johnny, “When your father sees this report, his hair will go all grey!” Johnny shrugs, “Nice!  That will make him very happy!  He’s been bald for years!”

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Tuesday April 2nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man comes to Mrs. Smith’s door and says, “There’s been an accident at the brewery. Your husband fell into 
a vat of beer and we don’t think he made it.” Mrs. Smith wails, “Oh, the poor man! He

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