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Friday June 21st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  This young girl decides to paint the inside of the house for a Father’s Day gift. When her Dad leaves in the morning she quickly starts to paint. He arrives home later on and goes inside and sees how

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Thursday June 20th 2019: Joke Of The Day

    Unfortunately, my obese pet parrot has just died. But it was a great weight off my shoulders!

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Wednesday June 19th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The other day my neighbor comes running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy. She said, “I have some really great news! I’m pregnant!” I told her how happy I was for her. Then she said, “”There’s

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Tuesday June 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The romantic husband called his wife and said “Honey, I really want you to whisper dirty things in my ear!”   Wife responded “Sure dear..kitchen – the pans and pots, living room – the carpet, dinning room – the

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Monday June 17th 2019: Joke Of The Day

Lenny went on vacation and asked Bobby to watch over his house. About a week later, Lenny calls home and asked “How’s my cat?” Bobby hesitated and sadly told Lenny his cat died. “What?! You shouldn’t have broken the news

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Friday June 14th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  At breakfast a man asked his wife, “What would do if I won the lottery ?” She replied “I’d take half of it and then leave you”. “Great” he said. “I won $12. yesterday. Here’s $6. Keep in touch”

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Thursday June 13th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Old Dave is lying on his deathbed in his upstairs bedroom.  As he draws his last breaths, he senses the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies wafting up from the kitchen.   Driven by the smell of his

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Tuesday June 11th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Q:  What are the strongest days of the week?   A:  Saturday and Sunday.  Every other day is a weekday

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Wednesday June 12th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Ms. Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle’s picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.

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Monday June 10th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside down

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Friday June 7th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for my husband

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Thursday June 6th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The only way the parents could pull of a “Sunday Afternoon Quickie” with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on the

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Wednesday June 5th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A young monk arrives at the monastery.  He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.   He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from

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Tuesday June 4th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An eight year old girl went to the office with her father on “Take Your Kid to Work Day”. As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky.  Her father asked her what

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Monday June 3rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, “we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “who names a drink ‘Steve’”?

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