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Wednesday April 25, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Two children are playing. One child says to the other, “What rhymes with orange.” The other child says, “No it doesn’t!”

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Tuesday April 24, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man brings home his best buddy for dinner unannounced at five-thirty after work. His wife begins shouting at him and his friend just sits there and listens in. ” My hair and makeup are not done, the house

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Monday April 23, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  The room was full of pregnant woman and their partners, and the lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching women how to breathe properly along with informing the men how to give the necessary insurances at

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Friday April 19, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  The BBC organized a contest where contestants were challenged to write something where feelings of suspense, curiosity, apprehension, peace, tranquility, anger, violence, anxiety, pleasantness and happiness are expressed in one short sentence.   The winning entry was:   MY

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Thursday April 19, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What did the musician name his daughters?   Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4

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Wednesday April 18, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A weasel walks into a bar   The bartender looks up and say’s “Wow, in all my years tending bar, I’ve never had a weasel stop by ….. what can I get you ??   “Pop” ….. goes the

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Tuesday April 17, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by pounding on the door.  The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for

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Monday April 16, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. “God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany.” “Fred,” said his father, “Why do you want Hamburg to be

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Friday April 13, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  The man said “Doc, I think I’m addicted to Twitter!”   The doctor replied “ Sorry I don’t follow you…”

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Thursday April 12, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A guy goes for a haircut, so the barber starts to ask him questions about his mother-in-law.   “How is your mother-in-law?   Fine, says the guy.   Few snips of hair and another question;   “What is your

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Wednesday April 11, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A friend’s toddler was holding her new baby doll and asked, “Where baby come from?” Dad took a deep breath and began a long complicated biological explanation. Mom interrupted him and said, “Walmart.”

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Tuesday April 10, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  I called my friend I had not seen for quite a while and I asked him how he was doing, what was he up to.   He replied that he was working on the aqua thermal treatment of ceramic,

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Monday April 9, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A woman called the airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board on her flight the following day.   “Sure,” they said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.”  They further explained that the

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Friday April 6, 2018: Joke Of The Day

    Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won’t you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place. All my love, Belinda.

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Thursday April 5, 2018: Joke Of The Day

    Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “what’s the matter?” asked Chris of his buddy. “you look kind of down.” “my wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin,”

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