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May 14, 2020

There is a guy stealing iPhones around town…At some point he’s going to face time!

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May 13, 2020

The other day I got carded at the liquor store. While I was taking out my ID, my old Blockbuster card fell out. The clerk shook his head and said, “Never mind,” and rang me up.

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May 12, 2020

Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion…They said he’ll be given a tough sentence!

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May 11, 2020

Bob went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain. After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, “How do you feel about chiropractors now,” Bob replied,

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Jewel 106.7’s My COVID Quarantine

Self-isolation is tough on all of us:  missing friends and family, not being able to go out to our favourite restaurant for a night out, along with thousands of parents who have become at home teachers.  The self-isolation can be

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May 8, 2020

“My memory is not what it used to be, so I changed my password to “Incorrect”. That way when I log in with the wrong password the computer will tell me—– “Your password is Incorrect!”

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May 7, 2020

Teacher: Clyde, your composition about “My dog” is exactly like your brothers. Did you copy this? Clyde: No sir. It’s the same dog

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May 6, 2020

A Koala bear applies for a job with the circus, but doesn’t get job. He asks, why didn’t I get the job? I have all the Koalafications.

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May 5, 2020

A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin. “Listen to this,” he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. “It says I’m energetic, bright,

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May 4, 2020

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them.

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May 1, 2020

Lady (to her doctor): “What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.” Doctor: “How come?” Lady: “According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches.”

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April 30, 2020

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many

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April 29, 2020

A couple was going out for the evening. The last thing they did was to put the cat out. The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of the house, the cat shoots back in. So the husband goes

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April 28, 2020

A man came through my lane at the grocery store with a bottle of wine and a bouquet of roses. But before paying, he set the two items aside and said, “I’ll be right back.” He ran off, only to

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April 27, 2020

And the Lord said unto John, “come forth and you will receive eternal life!’ John came fifth and won a toaster!

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